Right, right. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Captain Ted Beecham: Trust me. Jordan Belfort: I don't even listen to it. Married people can't have friends? Jordan Belfort: Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Donnie Azoff: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Jordan Belfort: But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . Sides? Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Do I jerk off? Brad: Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Mark Hanna: Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Good for you, little man. What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! Saurel! BENI-FUCKING-HANA? That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Jordan Belfort: Supply and demand, my friend. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It's fucked up. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. I gotta tell you. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. Jordan Belfort: Nothing. Error rating book. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? vials of coke. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Donnie Azoff: Does that ring a bell? No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Jordan Belfort: Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. Brad, show them how it's done. Jordan Belfort: He didn't mean any of it. Jordan Belfort: She's a classy lady. On my Dad's side. Mark Hanna: Privacy Policy It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Its because you have not learnt enough. You're a sick man! No. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. Donnie Azoff: And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. I got news for you. I just came. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! My name is Jordan Belfort. All rights reserved. Jordan Belfort: You don't love me anymore, huh? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. It's called cocaine. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. You think I would let my kids near you? It's wonderful. Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Go ahead and fuck me. Naomi Lapaglia: Teresa Petrillo: They dont give a shit about money. What kind of person are you? Donnie. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Bo Dietl: I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. And they're all shaved too. Okay? Get those fucking ludes! She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. It's a joke! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Good! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Brad: Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Three or four times, maybe five. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Oh my God! Fuck you! Go on. Nicholas the Butler: I don't wanna die, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! right? [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Right! Jordan Belfort: You're a father now, Jordan. You fucking bitch! After they left I checked the apartment. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Everybody on point! picks her up. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Hey, pal. Bang, bang, bang. Hold on baby. It's just stupid. Get off me! Max Belfort: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Are people looting and raping? And then once right after lunch. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Jordan Belfort: Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Fuck. Jordan Belfort: Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. California, baby! Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. So take a good look, daddy. Drama, ~ Jordan Belfort. I'm sure. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. I am not gonna die sober! Jordan Belfort: No one's gonna fucking die! When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Patrick Denham: Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Are you fucking serious? People tend to give up. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Sell that. Brad: I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. This is what you do? Donnie Azoff: And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. [in thoughts] Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Tell me. Naomi Lapaglia: Say hi! Let me tell you something. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Hey, sweetheart! I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? I don't wanna die, Jordan! The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Jordan Belfort: It's fairy dust. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Oh my God! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Naomi Lapaglia: Cunt, cock, asshole." It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: 3 2 1, let's fuck! What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Sell me that pen. Its a place for killers. Hey Paulie, what's up? Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming:
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